I CAN'T WRITE

[CaptainWacky]

Not properly.

I'm good with ideas (well, a bit good.)

And simple dumb things.

Like "PICARD SPAT ON RIKER'S BEARD AND ORDERED DATA TO BLOW DRY IT WITH HIS PENIS BUT DATA TOLD HIM HIS PENIS DIDN'T FUCNTION AS A BLOW DRYER AND REALISED PICARD HAD ALZEIHMERS AND HAD CRUSHER PUT HIM TO SLEEP."

But not anything real.

Like a book.

Like a normal person would read.

Like not even as good as JK Rowling.

And she's a woman.

So wha'ts th poingftgghdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsf

JONTHAN FRAKEs

 

[whisky]

JK is sooooooooo overrated, cunt bitch whore!

 

[Dr Dave]

Picard sitting on Riker's beard is quite improper.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I respect what JK does, it's actually really hard to write so seemingly simplisticly and clearly. She gets the point across.

 

[Cassie]

Wacky, I know you could write a book. I WOULD READ IT!

 

[SuN]

Write it here and nao, GO GO GO!