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I couldn't believe who you were when the bartender told me your name...

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why are you talking to me, man?
 
To score a free drink or some gay sex. Your choice. I could just rape you in the alley.
 
I don't like being spoken to in public much.
 
If this was Doctor Who you would have had a GAY BLOW JOB BY NOW¬¬!!
 
I'll do it in three.
 
do you think cupcake secretly wanked over kirk....
 
Everyone secretly wanks over Kirk!
 
Even LameEnsign33?
 
Especially him. He knew he was about to Redshirt so blew his load right in the Captain's face.
 
who looked at Kirk's body more than Gailla's in that scene?
 
Gagh said:
Especially him. He knew he was about to Redshirt so blew his load right in the Captain's face.
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I bet he was the first to be beamed down to a hostile planet.
 
Yes, Dr Dave. That is a Redshirt.
 
Yes I know that.
 
Ayel...

The wait is over.
 
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