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I do believe it's time to fart.

The Question

Eternal
Banned.
Who'd like to get this smelly cloud of fun rollin'?
 
Pick me, sir!
 
ba-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPteh
 
NOSE FART
 
TITTY FART
 
PLUCKING A DEAD CHICKEN TURN AND AIM ITS ASS AT YOUR SISTER THEN SQUEEZE ITS GUT TO MAKE IT SHOOT OUT A CHUNKY BROWN LIQUID SPRAY FART
 
You ever feel like there was an angry, drunken leprechaun in your intestines, trying to punch its way out?

That's me right now.
 
All is well.
 
Hpmarysue.jpg
 
I usually fire and forget.
 
Always a good idea, unless you're an arab shiek in a glass barrel being lowered to the bottom of the ocean.
 
The Question said:
PLUCKING A DEAD CHICKEN TURN AND AIM ITS ASS AT YOUR SISTER THEN SQUEEZE ITS GUT TO MAKE IT SHOOT OUT A CHUNKY BROWN LIQUID SPRAY FART

Will do.
 
YOUR ARSE IS A LOAF OF BREAD AND SPOIRAL WANTS A SLICE
 
OGH MUH GNAWDZ, TAHT BEA TEH H0RRIFICAL!!!
 
Hershey Squirt fart
 
:fart:
 
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