I DO NOT LOOK LIKE GERALD FORD.

[Gagh]

Not in any way whatsoever.

 

[Loktar]

And I do not look like David Letterman.

 

[Cock]

What a coincidence. I look nothing like James Spader.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Rancor Keeper.

 

[Dr Dave]

What about LBJ, Gagh?

 

[Henoch]

Who said Gagh looked like Gerald Ford?

 

[Dr Dave]

Was it the GF fan club!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I look like death.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've been to Betty Ford, but I've never been to me.

 

[whisky]

I look a little like general Zod, Terrance Stamp version.

So far have had very limited sucsess getting people to kneel before me.

 

[curiousa2z]

I do not look like Gerald Ford either.
I do, however, bear an uncanny resemblance to my parents when they were younger.

 

[Henoch]

I do not look like the Jolly Green Giant!

 

[Yub]

I do not look like an Ewok. Or Gerald Ford.

 

['Gear]

I don't look like Abraham Lincoln. Except for the beard, the hat, the suit and the head wound.

 

[eloisel]

Not in any way whatsoever.

It would be okay if you did. Among other things, he was a US Vice President and then President, he served on the Warren Commission, he was an Eagle Scout, and he lived until the ripe age of 93. I remember him kindly.

 

[headvoid]

Do you pardon criminals?

 

[Yub]

It sounds like eloisel was an intern of his. Did you ever take dictation in the Oval Office, e?