starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
We were hit with our first major snowstorm two days ago. I went outside and made a snowman.. came back in for the night, and come outside the next day to find it completely GONE :shock:
There was no broken snowpiles in the grass, or any indication that it was destroyed by anyone. Some low down, disgusting dungpile actually picked it up and ran offf with it. I'm now stratching my head trying to figure out, "Who the fuck would steal a snowman?"
This morning I find a letter taped to my door demanding ransom money with a drawing of "Frosty" roped and gaged with a flamethrower pointed at his head. I can tell by the hand writing that my neighbors are the ones responsible for this. When I confronted those damn dragons about it, they come to the door snickering, wearing my snowmans hat and scarf, all the while playng innocent pretending to know nothing about it.
So tell me. should I have them killed? :huh:
There was no broken snowpiles in the grass, or any indication that it was destroyed by anyone. Some low down, disgusting dungpile actually picked it up and ran offf with it. I'm now stratching my head trying to figure out, "Who the fuck would steal a snowman?"
This morning I find a letter taped to my door demanding ransom money with a drawing of "Frosty" roped and gaged with a flamethrower pointed at his head. I can tell by the hand writing that my neighbors are the ones responsible for this. When I confronted those damn dragons about it, they come to the door snickering, wearing my snowmans hat and scarf, all the while playng innocent pretending to know nothing about it.
So tell me. should I have them killed? :huh:
