I DON'T GET ENOUGH KARMA

[Mentalist]

CONSIDErIng HOW AWESOME I AM.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[Mentalist]

YOU FUCKING KNWO IT WVEN WITH THE ey'E OF DICONSTENT SEEING AL AND BEING AL DRMA FILLED AND JUDGEM<ENTAL AND IM LIKE HEY WAIT A MINUTE GASBOT IS AL FUCKING GASSY AB NEVER here but he is readig therad MRE ;ksdjagdsjgp['eryhwtuyj

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's exactly what I said when I woke up this morning and realised I hadn't infact met Glyn(who I'd called a gormless moron and then shook my hand), but I'd had a fucking DREAM about him. UGH. Fpteh.. bleh.. *choke*

I OUGHT TO BE PUT DOWN (THE SWINE)!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

COME AND GET IT!!! COME AND GET IT!!!

 

[Mentalist]

MAYBE ROBERT PATRICK WILL EAT YOUR HAIR AND PRETEND IT'S SPAGHETTI AND THEN THROW UP AND THE JUNIOR PRODUCTION OF CATS WILL SING A SONG ABOUT THROWING UP SPAGHETTI THAT IS REALLY HAIR IF YOUR ROBERT PATRICK AND ALL THE WORLD WILL CHEER AND EAT PINEAPPLES AND THE MONKEY MEAT TRADE WILL STOP AND ALL HORSES IN TEXAS WILL SHOOT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY SUCK,

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

COMPUTER: ONE SPACE MONKEY MEAT PIE, EXTRA PAPRIKA BITCH!