I don't have a library card...

[Ishcabittle]

...but do you mind if I check you out?

 

[Ishcabittle]

I like your skeletal structure, baby.

You're an ectomorph, no doubt.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I wish that I was crosseyed girl...

...so I could see you twice.

 

[Ishcabittle]

You're so hot, you're going to melt...

...the elastic in my underwear.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I bet you're magically delicious,

Like a bowl of lucky charms.

 

[Ishcabittle]

You'd look like venus De Milo,

If I just cut off your arms.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Do you believe in love at first sight?


Or should I walk by again?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Baby, my love for you is like diarrhea...

...I just can't hold it in.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Girl, your eyes are such a beautiful blue...


...more blue than the water in my toilet.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Maybe you've seen my picture, baby.

It's in the dictionary under, "Ka-BLAM!"

 

[Ishcabittle]

How did you get through security?

'Cause baby, you're the bomb.

 

[Tyrant]

You'd look like venus De Milo,

If I just cut off your arms.

I suppose there would be less struggling then.

 

[Ishcabittle]

OMG RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE THE VENUS DE MILO!!!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

YOU WOULD BE LIKE VENUS DE MILO IF I RAPED YOUR EAR HOLES

 

[beergoggles]

Did you guys think those up all by yourselves? What's next. Knock Knock jokes?

 

[Ishcabittle]

C'mon! Share with us a funny pickup line, it'll be great! Unless your staggering intellect can't come up with anything, that is.

 

[jack]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

 

[jack]

Fries come with that shake, baby?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be funny if you gave her an actual library card, but then she lost it and you had to resort to stealing from the library and the cops go round to your house and gun down all your pets.