I could of sworn I only got out of bed to crawl across the floor to the bottle of fanta that was scandalously far away from my race car bed.
But no. I'm here.. Why can't they make a movie called Pogocop. He would have pogo feet and fight crime and other assorted things of that nature. And there would be a new model called Hovercoppa who had inflatible toes and a big wind-turbine attached to his ears and he would be taking all of Pogocops good arrests and making him the reatarded obsolete mess he was and Pogocop would hit the bottle and become a raging alcoholic who attacked fish and his wife would be sexually molested with a washing machine by Hovercoppa and Pogocop would go after Hovercoppa and they would fight and it would be spectacular and there would be explosions and a bus would be thrown off a building and a jukebox would be used as a weapon by Hovercoppa and Pogocop would spring out of the way in slow-mo and someone would shout "RICKY TICKY TAVI", for no reason at all then be dizillobeamed by a ball of string with a brain from the future and then MAtthew FromM Sooty and sweep fame0 would be there and he would show the audience his beard and it would be digitally enhanced to be just as orange asit was when we were kids and the fucking world would explode except for this one party right and everyone would be like yeah fucking rock it hard bitchses and then JAck would appear and belly dance until everyone bled to death from fear and Pogocop would fucking rape all the surviving people in the world and it would be Hovacoppa who would be the one who eas really nice because he had to rape Pogocops wife because it had been discovered that his raping people is the cure for AIDS and SARS and Chickenpox and the world must be saved whats left of it like oh my brave new world to be brought to the heell of this new communist fucking assbandit called General GOB STICK and everyone who was left I Camn't remember who is left becauyse I'm not stupid enough to read all this after I've typed it are you a crazy artic fox or jdo you just want to have sex with it because that's wrong unless you draw some curte pictures of fioxes with ties on and callyourself a furry and paint your room with the blood of the damned said monkey tennis champion booba tuba. erghasdgp[adfg[sdgk]ar
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But no. I'm here.. Why can't they make a movie called Pogocop. He would have pogo feet and fight crime and other assorted things of that nature. And there would be a new model called Hovercoppa who had inflatible toes and a big wind-turbine attached to his ears and he would be taking all of Pogocops good arrests and making him the reatarded obsolete mess he was and Pogocop would hit the bottle and become a raging alcoholic who attacked fish and his wife would be sexually molested with a washing machine by Hovercoppa and Pogocop would go after Hovercoppa and they would fight and it would be spectacular and there would be explosions and a bus would be thrown off a building and a jukebox would be used as a weapon by Hovercoppa and Pogocop would spring out of the way in slow-mo and someone would shout "RICKY TICKY TAVI", for no reason at all then be dizillobeamed by a ball of string with a brain from the future and then MAtthew FromM Sooty and sweep fame0 would be there and he would show the audience his beard and it would be digitally enhanced to be just as orange asit was when we were kids and the fucking world would explode except for this one party right and everyone would be like yeah fucking rock it hard bitchses and then JAck would appear and belly dance until everyone bled to death from fear and Pogocop would fucking rape all the surviving people in the world and it would be Hovacoppa who would be the one who eas really nice because he had to rape Pogocops wife because it had been discovered that his raping people is the cure for AIDS and SARS and Chickenpox and the world must be saved whats left of it like oh my brave new world to be brought to the heell of this new communist fucking assbandit called General GOB STICK and everyone who was left I Camn't remember who is left becauyse I'm not stupid enough to read all this after I've typed it are you a crazy artic fox or jdo you just want to have sex with it because that's wrong unless you draw some curte pictures of fioxes with ties on and callyourself a furry and paint your room with the blood of the damned said monkey tennis champion booba tuba. erghasdgp[adfg[sdgk]ar
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