I dont like mystery bits

[whisky]

that float in my water after I have drunk from the bottle.

They might have come from my mouth, but they arent going back in, so time to sling the water out and get some more

 

[FBI parte due]

It's worse when you've got tent caterpillars over your head.

Every time you see a little black doot, you have to wonder whether it's caterpillar shit or something safe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

they're God's love