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I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I WAS CAPTAIN WACKY BEFORE I WAS CAPTAIN WACKY
 
BUT WE NNED YOU CAPTAIN WACKY OH YES

My sister just made breakfast so I have to go now BUT ILL BE BACK LATER I SWEAR
 
YEAH, MADE YOU "BREAKFAST", SURE...
 
I SWEAR she made egg & bacon sandwiches and home fries.

Her egg sandwiches always taste better, because she fries the eggs in the same pan where she just made the bacon. EXTRA FATTY GREASY NUM NUM

Of course I can't move now, but still. WHEN"S LUNCH
 
Get over it you need me, just admit it and all will be well.
 
If we don't need you, then we'll go get fuckin' Somebody Else!!

How do you fuckin like that? Huh?
 
WHEN I NEEEED YOU, I JUST CLOSE MY EYES AND I'M WITH YOU AND SOME WEIRD ASS ROBOT WHO KEEPS TRYING TO TOUCH MY BOOB, THE BASTARD.
 
What are home fries?
 
^ That's very basic home fries. My sister adds chopped onion, many people also add chopped green pepper as well.
 
^ That's very basic home fries. My sister adds chopped onion, many people also add chopped green pepper as well.

Sorry, google didn't have a link for home fries ala Eggses sister.
 
what about away fries?
 
For away fries, use MARTIAN potatoes instead.
 
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