I don't trust my penis.

[The Question]

I suspect it may be up to something sinister.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Loose tips sink ships.

 

[Bickendan]

I suspect it may be up to something sinister.

Wearing a condom should take care of that.

 

[The Question]

Well, that's what I mean. I put a condom on to keep it under control -- it took the condom off and slapped me across the chin with it.

 

[wizer]

The problem is not with your penis, my friend. Penises cannot remove condoms and slap you across the face. The problem...is poltergeist.

They're BAAAAAAAAK!

That would be a good idea for a poltergeist spoof movie..

The guy has the condom pulled off, then his penis stretches and starts whacking him in the face.

Call it the movie "Penisgeist" or something...Ben Stiller would be the perfect cast for it...

 

[WillsZenith]

I suspect it may be up to something sinister.

happend to me, capt winky had an internet gambling problem,long story short,there was a dead prostitute , i wish we could go back....

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We need a Penid Patriot Act.

 

[FBI parte due]

Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Eggs Nearly Infinite Dongs

 

[Laker_Girl]

I don't trust your penis either. I caught in my fridge eating pickles.

 

[Conchaga]

It's never too late to cut the lil feller off.

 

[eloisel]

Penises are, by design, sinister. Always trying to get into something, fuck it up.
Thank god for sinister penises.

 

[Alyssum]

I suspect it may be up to something sinister.

I agree, mine spits at people at the slightest provocation.