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I don't understand life

Wacky, we could pull a switch, vis a vis "The Holiday" with Jack Black. You can come live in my shut-in life in the US, and I'll take yours. I've got a pension and healtcare, and all the food you can eat. Oh, you can have my girlfriend, too. Blonde, great tits, cute personality.

Sound good?

I could really use the break.
 
I don't understand life on Sundays. WHERE IS EVERYONE? Don't tell me you are outside doing outside things! GET ON YOUR COMPUTERS MOFOS :rwmad:
 
Sorry, I slept in. And just finished a late lunch. Damn its so cold upstairs. I just wanted to stay wrapped in my blankets as long as I could.
 
Enkephalen said:
Wait, I thought you lived in the basement and not upstairs.
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No, I am not the stereotype most trolls tried to label me as. Plus, if I lived in the basement I might be dead. The coal furnace is down there and part of the reason it is so cold in the house is one of the furnance pipes sort of exploded. My mom lives downstairs and Me, rocktar, and my dad live upstairs. If my mom wasn't wheelchair bound and had a pacemaker she'd be living upstairs as well.
 
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