I dreamed of a threesome with Felicity Jones and Daisy Ridley...

[Dershocka]

Then Adam Driver appeared, and thankfully I woke up before he could whip out his lightsaber.

Fuck you Kylo Ren!

No more Star Wars before bedtime.

At least it wasn't a robotic hand job nightmare involving Mark Hamil.

 

[Loktar]

This isn't the Star Wars sex thread I was looking for.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Episode 2 Natalie Portman still wins.

 

[Dershocka]

I already had that dream.

 

[Loktar]

Episode 2 Natalie Portman still wins.

young Carrie Fisher wins! Gold Bikiniality!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I forgot the old woman who says "storm's coming, Ani" in The Phantom Menace.

 

[Dershocka]

What about the turtle alien glasses chick from Force Awakens? Chewie should've wrecked that. She was Force sensitive she could've took it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chewie wouldn't move in on Yoda's ex-wife.

 

[Dershocka]

They probably had threesomes.

The circle is complete.