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I feel discombobulated.

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
But in an indifferent and ironic way.
 
You know, I called work once and used that as my reason why I wasn;t coming in.
 
I have never called in sick for work once.
 
You mean you just didn't show up?
 
loser.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
You mean you just didn't show up?

Yep. After I called, none of the words I was using in a sentence was in the right order, so they believed me.

I've said things out of order before, so it was credible.
 
I called work but they said "you don't have a job!" so I didn't have to go in.
 
I went into work, but they told me to go home and never come back
 
I went into work and they said you don't have a job!.... Wait..


Wacky did that one.


I have nothing.
 
You should just start working there anyway, even if they won't pay you.
 
are you Milton from Office Space?
 
I could set fire to the building, y'know.
 
/gggggggggggggggg
 
NICE FUCKING AV, GAGH!

I have a limited edition print (1ooo Editions) of that on NICE archival quality paper framed and hung in our dining room.

That (fucking) Yellow Bastard.

Meanwhile, I barely remember even starting this thread..... Has it been a month already!?
 
Dunno. has it?
Who has the round this time?
 
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