I feel high

[I Love Cunt]

I ate some food today
and took some vitamins
and drank some carrot juice
out of a mug

When I drove away I felt fucking high
I was like
"WTF"
can vitamins make me high?!??!?
Did someone slip me something?!?!?

I thought about going to the doctor and asking for a blood test.
I thought that would be funny.
And then I thought it wouldn't be funny.
And then I felt okay
and really I was okay
but I was being sort of over dramatic probably.

But I almost just thought about locking myself in my car for a while until it wore off.

 

[Cassie]

Carrot juice is dangerous!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I haven't gotten high in years.

I WANNA BE BAD.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

JAMAICAN CARROT JUICE

Ingredients:

2lbs Carrots, chopped in 2-inch pieces
4 to 5 cups cold Water
1 Tbsp Vanilla Flavouring
12-oz Sweetened Condensed Milk, or to taste
1/4 tsp Nutmeg, grated
1 Tbsp Jamaican Rum (optional)

Method

1. Using a blender, blend the carrots with water in batches
2. Separate juice into a bowl or pitcher using a strainer or cheesecloth
2. Stir in vanilla, sweetened condensed milk, nutmeg and rum

Pour over ice and enjoy!