I feel the need to post a fake news article

[CaptainWacky]

Umm...

A MAN with a NOSE was today ARRESTED for BLOWING it in PUBLIC.

"I couldn't believe it!" said Katie Holmes, talking about something completely unrelated.

Shilpa Shetty was unavailable for comment because she's a bloody foreigner and we wouldn't be able to understand what she was saying anyway.

 

[Henoch]

Why wasn't he executed!??

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This is revolting. I hope he used a tissue to contain his fluids, that's all I can say!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah but it RIPPED.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OH NOES, ZOMBIE CURRY BOOGER BURGER CHILDREN WILL OVERTAKE THE WORLD

 

[CaptainWacky]

FUDDLEMIFF 3000 POST SHOCKER

 

[Tisiphone]

Drinks for everyone!!!!!!!