I finally managed to take the batteries out my lightsabers!

[whisky]

Of course the next day I bought a new one.

Thrum, thrum, crackle, swish

 

[CaptainWacky]

We should have a Star Wars style parade for this!

 

[Cassie]

Lightsaber is really code for vibrator, isn't it?

 

[whisky]

Nope, just code for me not growing up any time soon

 

[Fuddlemiff]

My friend has a few of these, but we found out they've stopped making them (I think it's the same type you have), so it might be worth snapping up any you don't have when you see them.

 

[whisky]

They still have the one you can assemble yourself with a few different hilts and different coloured filters for the blade, but it only goes on and off, rather than have the blade ignite up and down like the ones I have.

I think production is just switching to hasbro rather than master replicas, since they are bringing out a Dukoo saber this year.

I probably wont get that one though.

 

[Cassie]

Let me know when they make one that vibrates, and makes the lightsaber noise.

 

[whisky]

They all make the noise, and noise is a vibration by definition

 

[Cassie]

OK, but I'm not gonna swing it at my crotch just to get it to hum!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Let me know when they have real lightsabres that can cut up bad bastards.

 

[whisky]

You could use a real sword for that

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's not as clean.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And a mental person going on a rampage with a sword is such a cliché.