I finally opened a spam email!

[missmanners]

I usually just delete them all, but this one made me just too curious.

The subject line said....

"Dating site for kinky people"


Then the email reads...

"Interested in getting laid with local people?
Meet all sorts of people who just think about sex?

Well, we have a system that can make this happen!
69% of people who tried us out already hooked up using our system.

Guess what... you don't have to pay anything!
"

There is a link, which I haven't been brave enough to click.


mm

 

[Uranium 4]

I had one that made me chuckle a few weeks ago "Girl in thong with butt".

I'm still waiting to see "Girl in thong without butt".

 

[eloisel]

I like the ones that promise to enlarge my penis.

 

[Conchaga]

I like the ones that promise to enlarge my breasts.

 

[FBI parte due]

You know you've really hit the jackpot when you get one of the ones that offers to "enlarge your penis and/or breasts".

 

[Conchaga]

You think "YEAH I'll get a giant cock AND have the boobs I've always dreamed of!!"

 

[curiousa2z]

mm, local people?

*tries to picture Mennonite sex.*
*stops.*

 

[DarthSikle]

I am so lonely and unwanted that I don't even get spam.

 

[eloisel]

I am so lonely and unwanted that I don't even get spam.

Send me your email address. I'll fix that.