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I find the moment where Anakin says "this is the happiest moment of my life"...

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
...after Padme tells him she's pregnant rather sad. Might be a combination of the lighting and the music. SO THOSE MOVIES CAN MOVE PEOPLe.
 
Yeah, MOVE THEM OUT OF THE MOVIE THEATER AND INTO THE BATHROOM TO URINATE BECAUSE THE MOVIE WASN'T INVOLVING ENOUGH TO MAKE THEM FEEL COMPELLED TO STAY FOR THE DURATION
 
I remember some bastard got up to pee right after Anakin killed Mace Windu when I saw it. KEY POINT OF THE MOVIE.
 
Castration was needed for that.
 
When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I had to get up and pee right after Ennis & Jack's first big hookup in Brokeback Mountain. Sometimes you just don't have time beforehand...
 
Well at least he didnt pee during the lightsabre fight
 
There was someone else playing with their phone the entire movie. I will kill them if I ever see them again (unlikely.)
 
When I saw goldeneye, several kids had laser pointers.

I wanted to ram them into their eye sockets, but you know, pesky laws and shit
 
When I saw Die Another Day the speakers in the cinema were turned up too loud and every explosion and gunshot was agony.

Part of why I hate the movie.
 
I don't like James Bond movies so my life is SIMPLE.
 
Madonna was in that one, right? So there's another reason.
 
She was playing a lesbian fencing instructor, but its hard to tell what with her being a terrible actress an all.
 
It was hard to tell she was a fencing instructor?
 
The lesbian part
 
I know, I was making a weak joke.
 
How far we've come in a year.
 
The first X-Men movie, there was a couple sitting next to me, and she had to talk the entire movie because she didn't know who these mutants were, and like why is Rogue looking at Cody like that, and how come that bitch is all blue? Is Magneto supposed to be gay? and on and on and on.
 
You should have screamed SHUT UP RETARD MUTANTS! given them the finger, and sat back down, indignantly.
 
Nah...I just came back and saw it later with my bf.
 
Ah yes, your boyfriend, DREW CAREY.
 
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