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I FUCKING DID IT

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
I FUCKING KICKED THE CAVE OF ORDEALS ASS IN TWILIGHT PRINCESS

DOWN TO TWO HEARTS, NO POTIONS OR FAIRIES LEFT AND I TRIUMPHED OVER THOSE THREE FUCKING IRON CLAD KNIGHTS WHO TAKE FOREVER TO KILL YOU FUCKTRUMPETING BASTARDS

(not y'all...them)

I'VE BEEN ICED IN FOR THREE DAYS AND HAVE GONE MAD MAD MAD AMD AMDKLJADFLKJAS;LDIFJPOWAIEUJTRPOIASJF;LKSADJ; FKM;
 
CONGRATULATIONS TISIPHONE!

I don't even remember how far I got in the cave. Probably not far!
 
I kept on getting stuck on that one level with the two huge ice blowers and the ice soldiers. Finally, I figured out if I used my spinner on the soldiers, it was easier to get closer to them and kill them without getting frozen. Then it's just a matter of timing the ice blowers, and I guess my luck finally changed for the better.
 
I can't remember if I ever did that either (I remember the magic armour running down frustratingly.) What do you get for doing the whole thing? One thing that annoyed me about TP is that you always ended up getting giant rupees for everything. Like even in the final dungeon you got them when you couldn't possibly ever spend them. And your wallet filled up really fast so you ended up leaving them in the chest SO WHAT WAS THE POINT IN EVEN GETTING THEM?
 
It was Great Fairy Tears, and once you complete it, she's in all the Springs, along with stray fairies. So basically, you're playing through 50 levels of badassery for unlimited Great Fairy Tears and an endless supply of fairies. And yes, most of TP were rupees.
 
Getting a bigger wallet was pointless because by the time I got to Agitha, there were so many RUPEES I'D HAD TO PUT BACK I WAS LIKE FUCK THESE BUGS BUT I NEED THAT MAGIC ARMOR SO I GOTTA COLLECT THEM AND DONATE MY FUCKING MONEY TO MALO THE BABY MERCHANT
 
It was really creepy when you tried to leave Agitha's shop carrying bugs and she'd say "I know you have bugs..."

There's a cave of ordeals type thing in A Link Between Worlds. I did fifteen floors to get the heart piece, but died when I went for fifty. I hear you get a SUPER POWERED BUG NET for doing fifty so I really want to do it just to see what that's like.
 
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