I Gave Advice to a Friend

[Gonad]

She wants to lose weight in 10 days. I suggested she:

1)Eat only spinach
2)Run. A lot. At her own pace, but at least six hours every day. Preferably ten. She doesn't have a job so that is reasonable.
3) Stay hydrated. Drink water (plain water not that other crap)
4) Take lots of laxatives.

 

[Tyrant]

I would suggest finding a crash diet for her if she wants it temporary.

 

[Gonad]

She can find it herself. Everyone knows the key to losing weight quickly is to exercise, not eat, and take laxatives. I warned her it wouldn't be good for her and she'd feel like shit. I also warned her that this was for losing weight, not looking good.

 

[Loktar]

Best way to lose weight: Walk back and forth from work each day like did up at Rochester for my Wal-mart job.

 

[Love Child]

I think good advice is good advice.

 

[Loktar]

and bad advice is bad advice?

 

[Gagh]

KILL EWOK

 

[Loktar]

I'm telling Yub!:devious:

 

[Gagh]

STIFF EWOK