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I got a hard-on, lay on my bed to wank, but fell asleep instead

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
isn't that always the way?
 
not for me
 
^ goal oriented.
 
on occasion
 
The Homer Simpson school of wankery.
 
maybe it's because nothing in this world is good enough to arouse me
 
NOT even William Shatner?
 
not even Michelle Trachtenshatner.
 
Tell us whats wrong, in less then 10 words.
 
I am not in love with life
 
There is that.
 
I always fall asleep right after I wank. That's why I never sleep.
 
That means you can't have wet dreams which means your testicles must be ready to burst UNLESS you've found some kind of alternative to wanking, such as putting your penis inside a girl to the point where you "spill" your "seed" inside of her and goes "YEAH THAT WAS GOOD, NOW QUOTE ME MORE BIBLE VERSES, FATHER" because you're doing a dirty preacher roleplay and the dirty preacher you are playing is, in fact, JETHRO!?
 
That's a plausible scenario, except in cases where it's not a plausible scenario.
 
The Saint does look a bit like a young Jethro/Keifer Sutherland.
 
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