I got a masturbatory friction burn

[Donovan]

...contemplating all the potential boob sightings at TK among women who post here (real or imagined). This thread should be long and... and...and..st...stiic,...

Never mind, got it covered.

 

[bad dog]

Grammour Boy would play with your man boobs.

 

[Donovan]

I just checked to see if I have man boobs, and now the thread is long and sticky again...I'm one hot bitch.




And sassy.

 

[Grammour Boy]

grammour boy has taste

 

[Deni]

Rawr!

 

[Captain Jack]

Next time, try using non-abrasive materials, Donovan...

 

[Donovan]

A friend called and told me to try vaseline, but the connection was bad so I thought he said Gasoline.

It hurts pretty bad, now, but I'm really high from the fumes so I guess it doesn't matter. Plus I'm imagining all sorts of things with boobs on them so there's a plus. Brain-damage induced hallucination is kinda cool...

 

[Archibald Nixon]

A friend called and told me to try vaseline, but the connection was bad so I thought he said Gasoline.

It hurts pretty bad, now, but I'm really high from the fumes so I guess it doesn't matter...

Be sure to have a cigarette when you're finished.