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I got bitten by a mosquito while I was sleeping

Mentalist

Mentalist

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On my eyelid. :phpneutral: And now I look slightly retarded.
 
Actually it was released outside your window by the fans of Olympikios (sp).
 
Don't scratch it!
 
I predict extreme annoyance in your near future.

I also predict you will look very much like the smiley in your "Mood" for a day or two.

Condolences. At least it isn't the WORST place one could get a mosquito bite.
 
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FUCKERS.
 
The phrase "worthless without pics" springs to mind. :p Hopefully it should've gone in about a week, though, just go outside with a paper bag on your head.
 
Someone, somewhere is going to look at that and think, "That's an odd place for a pimple."
 
If a retard gets bit, do they end up looking normal?
 
.....mulls that one over.....


there! got a visual.


ok....


define normal.
 
If you give a severely autistic person mushrooms, do they end up going to Harvard Business School?
 
In 4th grade I got stung by a bee on my left eyelid. My eye was swollen shut for a week.
 
classichummus said:
In 4th grade I got stung by a bee on my left eyelid. My eye was swollen shut for a week.
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Then years later , you met that bee , worked out your problems and made sweet love, you became a man and just needed to post to let eveyone know that you and that bee are deeply in love.....
 
Have you been exhibiting any unusual traits? Like possessing the proportionate strength, speed, and agility of a mosquito? If so, you've probably been bitten by a radioactive mosquito, and after enjoying your newfound powers for a short while will likely die of a painful blood disease.

Just my 2 cents! :)
 
You guys suck! That has got to be the worst place for a mosquito bite! Where could be worse?! On ones ball sack?! At least thats hidden.
 
I'm back to looking normal so no longer look like a retard.


Well less so anyway.
 
NIPPLE.
 
AND MY AXE.[/generic Wacky shite]
 
I felt a bruise on my backside, right where my jeans meet my skin. I wondered if I backed into another doorknob, or table or a car-as I am known to do. I slide my hand around to get a better feel and try to comfort myself when I feel a bump. I run to the bathroom, pulling my jeans down slightly and peering at what is a huge bump on my backside. I am devastated as I knew I had a date later that evening and would hope my bump would not be revealed. I showed it to my coworker asking her if she could tell what it was, thinking it was a pimple. She laughed at me and said we don't get pimples on our backs! Its probably a bite.
 
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