I got bitten by a mosquito while I was sleeping

[Mentalist]

On my eyelid. hpneutral: And now I look slightly retarded.

 

[curiousa2z]

Actually it was released outside your window by the fans of Olympikios (sp).

 

[Cassie]

Don't scratch it!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I predict extreme annoyance in your near future.

I also predict you will look very much like the smiley in your "Mood" for a day or two.

Condolences. At least it isn't the WORST place one could get a mosquito bite.

 

[WillsZenith]

FUCKERS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The phrase "worthless without pics" springs to mind. Hopefully it should've gone in about a week, though, just go outside with a paper bag on your head.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Someone, somewhere is going to look at that and think, "That's an odd place for a pimple."

 

[CaptainWacky]

If a retard gets bit, do they end up looking normal?

 

[curiousa2z]

.....mulls that one over.....


there! got a visual.


ok....


define normal.

 

[FBI parte due]

If you give a severely autistic person mushrooms, do they end up going to Harvard Business School?

 

[classichummus]

In 4th grade I got stung by a bee on my left eyelid. My eye was swollen shut for a week.

 

[WillsZenith]

In 4th grade I got stung by a bee on my left eyelid. My eye was swollen shut for a week.

Then years later , you met that bee , worked out your problems and made sweet love, you became a man and just needed to post to let eveyone know that you and that bee are deeply in love.....

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Have you been exhibiting any unusual traits? Like possessing the proportionate strength, speed, and agility of a mosquito? If so, you've probably been bitten by a radioactive mosquito, and after enjoying your newfound powers for a short while will likely die of a painful blood disease.

Just my 2 cents!

 

[CaptainWacky]

In 4th grade I got stung by a bee on my left eyelid. My eye was swollen shut for a week.

Did you look normal?

 

[Mirah]

You guys suck! That has got to be the worst place for a mosquito bite! Where could be worse?! On ones ball sack?! At least thats hidden.

 

[FBI parte due]

Colon.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm back to looking normal so no longer look like a retard.


Well less so anyway.

 

[Cassie]

NIPPLE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.[/generic Wacky shite]

 

[Mirah]

I felt a bruise on my backside, right where my jeans meet my skin. I wondered if I backed into another doorknob, or table or a car-as I am known to do. I slide my hand around to get a better feel and try to comfort myself when I feel a bump. I run to the bathroom, pulling my jeans down slightly and peering at what is a huge bump on my backside. I am devastated as I knew I had a date later that evening and would hope my bump would not be revealed. I showed it to my coworker asking her if she could tell what it was, thinking it was a pimple. She laughed at me and said we don't get pimples on our backs! Its probably a bite.