I got fat

[Big Dick McGee]

Being off work for 4 months made me soft. All there is to eat in SoCal is fast food. I don't know how everyone here stays so skinny and beautiful, 'cause I gained 45 pounds in the 9 months I've been here! JEEZLY CROW, I'm NOW A FAT, MIDDLE-AGED MIDDLE-MANAGER WHO DRIVES A BWM!! I've turned into a stereotype!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd imagine they just throw up a hell of a lot.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Probably. Good point!

I see some SCARY skinny chicks here, and some emaciated guys in skinny jeans. The women are bad enough but the guys...it's like "Dude, eat a fucking cheeseburger already!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Kelly Clarkson?