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I got Fired

They were like, "You are not happy enough"
I was like, "What do you mean?"
And they were like, "When someone orders Peanut Butter and Chocolate ice cream, you do not need to tell them about how your dog died from eating too much chocolate and how he made funny faces when he ate peanut butter."
 
And when the girl ordered the banana split, you did not need to ask if they wanted to donate half the banana to Africa.
 
When you asked the guy if he would like a cherry and he said, "I like 2 on top" you should not have taken that the wrong way.
 
I got fired from baskin robins once too. Customers don't like when you point to your crotch and ask if they'd like to sample flavor number 32. J/K.
 
Loktar said:
I got fired from baskin robins once too. Customers don't like when you point to your crotch and ask if they'd like to sample flavor number 32. J/K.
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LOL!
I actually did get fired from Baskin Robins once-but not for any of the reasons listed. I was between jobs and they said I looked bored. Well no fucking shit ass hole, I just thought this would be fun for a while.
 
Jesus. Baskin Robbins has a lot of rules. Ben and Jerry would probably be all like "whatever dude, do what you want just push the Chunky Monkey motherfucker..."
I quit a job pedaling an ice cream Wagon after a week once. The cheap ice cream smelled horrible, the job was tedious, my pay depended on conning little kids out of their last dime and that fucking bell I had to ring made me want to commit multiple homicides. Worst job ever.
 
I Worked at a dunkin donuts once. Worst 3 weeks of my life. It was the graveyard shift and the manager training me was on a power trip, and I never got the hang of making cappachinos, the customers always wanted like 15 different flavor shots, and I could never make the sandwiches fast enough because I couldn't remember what was in them and had to keep checking the menu bored.0
 
Donovan said:
Jesus. Baskin Robbins has a lot of rules. Ben and Jerry would probably be all like "whatever dude, do what you want just push the Chunky Monkey motherfucker..."
I quit a job pedaling an ice cream Wagon after a week once. The cheap ice cream smelled horrible, the job was tedious, my pay depended on conning little kids out of their last dime and that fucking bell I had to ring made me want to commit multiple homicides. Worst job ever.
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That's not true at all. They were acquired by Unilever about a decade ago now and are just another corporate suck, chewing up the local help for minimum wage.
 
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