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i got my haircut today & had an UNpleasant experience!

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Henoch

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i was starting to look like a hippie! I always wait too long inbetween haircuts. So i went to the usual place where i get a haircut & the place was very busy so i went to another haircutting place down the road. This fat obese whale of a woman told me "have a seat"...she asked me what setting i usually have the clippers on when i get my haircut??

I said "i dunno, just give me a trim" She said (VERY RUDELY) "i have to know if it's half an inch or a whole inch". I said "why don't you start with a half inch & if it's still too long you can switch to a full inch". Fat Whale woman said "Oohhh, well i can't start with one set of clippers & then switch to the other, that will be too confusing". WTF!??

So i said "listen lady, i'm going to go sit back down & i'll wait until the other lady who's cutting hair is finished with her customer & she can cut my hair since it's apparently going to be too difficult for you!" The fuckin' cow just glared at me and then said "just do whatever you want". I waited about 5 minutes & the woman who cut my hair was very pleasant, she started with the half inch clipper & it wasn't short enough so she switched to the full inch. Not so damn difficult when a NICE person without an attitude is cutting your hair!:roll:

I just wanted to choke that lard ass hefer, she was a rude CUNT!!
 
I'm the opposite. I only ever let the guys in my hairdressers cut my hair. They always got it right, women have always fucked my hair up and I'm super sensitive about my hair, Its a beautiful thing and it has to be treated well.


Last time some hot little 18 year old girl cut my hair and she did allright with it after a lot of instruction but when she was finshed she put loads of gel on it and started styling it into spikes!!!

I was like wait, stop, no, no, no!

Never with the spikes!

And she was all like "it looks good on you."


And I was all like, "of course it looks good on me, I'm prime material everything looks good on me, but when you're me 'good' don't cut it and I'm not some starch shirted spice boy!"

So I styled it like I always do, center parted, flattend down then hooked up at the front and she was all like "yeah you're right, you look great now."

I said "I know" and left.
 
getting a haircut is one of the most traumatic experiences you can face - Man or Woman, makes no difference, I just say ' Do your worst!' because I've given up trying to actually EXPLAIN what I want - they never listen...... :roll:
 
Nothing worse than having a cranky fat broad cutting one's hair. Sorry you had to go through that. That is one chick to avoid.
 
That is the beautiful thing about having thick curly hair. I say to my guy - "tame the bush"* and he does. It matters not if he cuts it an inch too short as it will have grown out in a couple of days.


*get your mind out of the gutter.
 
That's because when a guy is cutting your hair your OVERWHELMING GAY ESSENCE CONSUMES HIM AND HE CANT RESIST LICKING AND SUCKING YOUR NECK
 
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