I had a dog

[eloisel]

I had a dog.
His name was Fido.
He was a most intelligent pup.
He could stand up on his hind legs
If you held his front legs up.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Very nice!

 

[eloisel]

Thanks. I like this one too:

I had a horse
his name was Napoleon.
Named him for his Bonaparte.
He could win any race he got in
if he got the proper start.

 

[starguard]

I had a dog.
His name was Fido.
He was a most intelligent pup.
He could stand up on his hind legs
If you held his front legs up.

 

[eloisel]

Clean floors!

 

[jack]

I once had a dog named McSweeny
I once spilled some gin on his weenie
so to appear couth
I added vermouth
and VOILA a Rottweiler martini!