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I had a dream

Hambil

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
That I was being chased by a giant dog/bear/lion thing and I was the slow fat one so I couldn't get away fast enough but it never bit me it only got close so then we fed it meet from our hands and it ate it and we realized it only looked mean but then the animal control guy showed up to shoot it and we said no don't shoot it it's not mean and he shot it but only got it's ear so then it was mad and I was worried that he wouldn't understand and would think it really was mean but we talked him out of it and he decided to capture it instead so they went into the part of the streets that are really rivers so that swiming underwater would tire it out and it would be easy to catch.
 
This time I was trying to prove that I had the must humilated stuff animal off all so I was running down the street dragging it on a stick and it was getting chased and picked up by a dog being carried in an Elphants trunk and chewed and then I'd pull it free and then they'd get it again and then a curve was coming and I didn't think the Elephant could make it at speed but it dropped the dog and broke away and they both rounded the corner right behind me and it was mad and we were going so fast I was scared then I saw a bridge ahead going off to the left being gaurded by a godzilla sized Elephant and I knew I had to turn and go up the bridge so I did and I was put immediately into alian Elephant school which they do on the run at a very fast pace but it turns out I'm super smart and so I am keeping up and then I get to the simulated operation where I have to score perfectly and I have to pull these tubes out of a box on the wall and put them back in again in a differnt place until they all light up green and I can't make a mistake and I do it and it's very exciting but also start to get this sense of deja-vu and I remember that I failed the next part which is in a bar as they lead me in and it is all very hectic and they are pouring some drink down my throat while I and standing with my arms up touching this archway with others beside me and they are yelling instructions and when the pouring stops I have to remember them and go but I'm feeling really drunk but I remember them and because of the deja-vu I remember what I screwed up last time and I get it right this time and then I wake up. I think there was a pretty girl and perfume, too.
 
I had a dream that lil' nigger kids and honky kids would live as one and all the colours would bleed into one, bleed into one.
 
Take it easy, Hambil, it's just a dream after all and we are all part of your nightm...uh, dream. Pay no attention to what we are getting ready to do to you once your attention has been cleverly diverted by the dancing bear.
 
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