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I had a really awesome idea for a thread, but I forgot it.

Yub

Anachrophobic
We had power blackouts twice today because of high winds, hence the need to remember it in the first place.
 
Been there, done that, forgot to buy the t shirt
 
And so it is.
 
There's a T-shirt?!?!? Now I feel like part of an exclusive club. TAKE THAT, YOU PEOPLE WITH EXCELLENT RECOLLECTION SKILLS!
 
I bought someone a cats that look like hitler mug today.

Just saying
 
Yub please tell me more about your "high winds".
 
They caused millions of dollars of damage in Tasmania, apparently.
 
Breathe deep the gathering gloom
Watch lights fade from every room
Bedsetter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy's spent
Impassioned lovers wrestle as one
Lonely man cries for love and has none
New mother picks up and suckles her son
Senior citizens wish they were young
Cold-hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the colors from our sight
Red is grey and yellow white
But we decide which is right
And which is an illusion
 
Headvoid please tell me more about your "cats that look like Hitler" mugs.
 
I showed the website you posted to a creative director I work with. I have never seen him laugh so hard and I have worked with him for about 7 years. He was in tears and unable to breathe.

I had to buy him a mug after that.
 
If that mug is ultimately responsible for your death in some way (let's say you drink poison out of it) then I will have killed you.
 
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