I had the most terrible dream last night!

[Daystrom]

I dreamt my girlfriend was dancing naked on webcam for everybody but me and now I'm paranoid!

 

[I Love Cunt]

I am truly sorry for your pain.

 

[Daystrom]

No problem, I'm not paranoid about it anymore.

 

[I Love Cunt]

That was a quick recovery.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

I dreamt my girlfriend was dancing naked on webcam for everybody but me and now I'm paranoid!

This statement contains 2 grave errors:
a) you have no GF
b) you have been paranoid all your life, not just now

 

[Daystrom]

I am not afraid of you now. You do not scare me you do not intimidate me.

 

[Love Child]

I am not afraid of you now. You do not scare me you do not intimidate me.

Ok I'll bite. Sometimes I am afraid of the call of nature. I often have nightmares about it. I dream I am in a public place and I go to use the restroom and all of the stalls are taken, and the ones that aren't-are broken. Or they are full of shit. (Literally)

 

[The Call Of Nature]

and all of the stalls are taken [...] Or they are full of shit.

That's what public restrooms have in common with men.

 

[Zipper]

so go back to boys.

 

[Shitty Dual]

What is this, Dawn of the Duals?

 

[DarthSikle]

Daystrom is a negro

 

[Vampire Batman]

I will haunt your nightmares!

 

[Zipper]

Daystrom is a negro

n Call of Nature is is gf muma

 

[Love Child]

That's what public restrooms have in common with men.

OMG! You cracked my dream! Thanks.

 

[starguard]

I dreamt my girlfriend was dancing naked on webcam for everybody but me and now I'm paranoid!

She WAS

 

[The Call Of Nature]

Daystrom is a negro

Doooooooo say!
And there I thought everyone knows Day is African American.