i hate babies

[Love Child]

I am at a baby shower and people brought their babies. Who the hell does that?! Lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should have brought a squirrel and said "IT'S MY BABY, BACK OFF" when they tried to make you leave it outside.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's like going to a turkey farm with a frozen Butterball.

 

[Love Child]

Yeah, exactly!

 

[Cassie]

EAT THE BABIES

 

[jack]

If you use a pitchfork, you can get them all at once.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why is it called a baby shower and not a "GIVING OF GIFTS TO A PREGNANT LADY" huh!

 

[Cassie]

The last baby shower I went to had strippers and they shouted MAKE IT RAIN whilst standing on the pool table at my aunt's house. ISN'T THAT THE WAY EVERYONE DOES THESE THINGS?

 

[Love Child]

Wow, I missed out!

 

[Cassie]

People throw their babies at the strippers. It's a baby shower.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MAKE IT PEE MAKE IT PEE

 

[Dr Dave]

I am at a baby shower and people brought their babies. Who the hell does that?! Lol

People who have kids, that's who.

Bunch of wankers.

 

[Dr Dave]

The last baby shower I went to had strippers and they shouted MAKE IT RAIN whilst standing on the pool table at my aunt's house. ISN'T THAT THE WAY EVERYONE DOES THESE THINGS?

Sadly, no.

 

[Pandora Spox]

MAKE IT PEE MAKE IT PEE

Just pick the little thing up and it's sure to pee. Babies are like frogs. Guaranteed to pee on you if you pick it up.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OLAF would know what to do about this dilemma.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Did they bring their own babies, hoping for a trade in?

 

[CaptainWacky]

OLAF would know what to do about this dilemma.

That's crazy troll logic.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sometimes it's just time to stop talking and to swing the hammer.