I hate it when I'm busy doing for something then when I finish I remember that...

[CaptainWacky]

I'm just going to die someday and it was all pointless.

 

[Grammour Boy]

It's not pointless. The experience of living and, more importantly, our awareness of it is the most precious gift we have.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES I KNOW, BUT COME ON, DEATH IS A BIT GAY ISN'T IT?

 

[Grammour Boy]

Yes, death stinks. Mostly because I don't know what it's like.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's like a dreamless sleep you never wake from, I'd say.

 

[Cassie]

We're already dead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR ARE WE!? (Yes.)

 

[Dr Dave]

Our natural state is to be dead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I know, I know...but...THERE MUST BE A WAY TO LIVE FOREVER, SOMEHOW, FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVE WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING ON IT?

 

[Gagh]

NOW YOU KNOW HOW PAULINE FOWLER FEELS

 

[CaptainWacky]

Martin's speech in the Vic just there moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE.

 

[Ishcabittle]

don't you guys even care that there is ice cream in heaven? i mean, the way y'all talk about it, it sounds like you don't even want to go...

 

[Mentalist]

Yes, death stinks. Mostly because I don't know what it's like.

But you don't know what sex with a woman is like either and that doesn't stink. (most of the time)

Oh snap.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THERe's NO HEAVEN ONLY DARKNESS AND THERe'S SOMETHING MOVING IN THE DARKNESS AND IT'S COMING FOR CAPTAIN JACK OMG!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ITS ORLANDO'S WILLEH OMG DEATH IS LIKE BAD GAY PORN

*kills self instantly*

 

[CaptainWacky]

TEACH IT HOW TO ACT LOL

 

[Dr Dave]

I know, I know...but...THERE MUST BE A WAY TO LIVE FOREVER, SOMEHOW, FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVE WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING ON IT?

Let me check my notes

 

[CaptainWacky]

SERIOULSY