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I HATE SLEEPING

Lord Raffles

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... it's a waste of life. If I could stay awake for the rest of my life and never had to sleep it would be possible for me to actually add more years to my life. The time will come when the wonders of modern medicine will make my dream come true, and we shall finally find a way to enhance our life expectancy - if we simply eradicated sleep.
 
make A pot of coffee with 10 scoops of coffee in it. Drink it at bed time.
 
It's not enough, that simply supresses sleep - I want to develop a technique of spiritalism that will allow one's mind to overcome the crass demands of sleeping.
 
Rx: TAKE 1 MODAFINIL 300MG ONCE DAILY IN THE AM FOR ELIMINATING NEED FOR SLEEP

SOURCE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil

PLEASE STOP BY THE FRONT DESK TO SETTLE YOUR INSURANCE COPAY AND TO SCHEDULE YOUR NEXT APPOINTMENT
 
bad dog said:
make A pot of coffee with 10 scoops of coffee in it. Drink it at bed time.

..or, he could sleep on a bed of Hot Coals! I guarantee that'll keep him awake ;)
 
Lord Raffles said:
I HATE SLEEPING

And yet you wanted everyone to believe you had died.

Any chance you'll try that? Soon?
 
I hate being awake.
 
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