I have a beard.

[Tisiphone]

YES

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd like to be able to grow a Will Riker beard and go around asking women if they'd like to trombone.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'd answer yes to you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd like to be able to grow a Will Riker beard and go around asking women if they'd like to trombone.

Don't bother. Here is the answer 95% of the time:

"Nice beard! And no."

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm in the five percentile. WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Slasher]

daddy no!!!

 

[curiousa2z]

so, does that mean no pix?

 

[Tisiphone]

curiousa, I just did a google image search for something, and it came up.

Thanks!

 

[Gagh]

I want a MIGHTY BEARD. Is that too much to ask of life?

What about a THUNDER-BEARD?

 

[Tisiphone]

s that the same as a thunder cat?

THUNDER PUSSY

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Scruffy?

The janitor?

 

[Yub]

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[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

If Scruffy were live action, he would need to be played by Wilford Brimley