I have a new philosophy.

[OS@M@]

I call it anti-Sarekism.

 

[Sarek]

Sounds cool.

However, please keep your new found 'Philosophy' to the proper forums this time around or I'll crucify you so thoroughly it'll make the crusades look like a girl scout jamboree.

 

[OS@M@]

Sounds cool.

However, please keep your new found 'Philosophy' to the proper forums this time around or I'll crucify you so thoroughly it'll make the crusades look like a girl scout jamboree.

You don't scare me. Just turn yourself in, and I might reduce your punishment to a fine and a short custodial sentence.

 

[Conchaga]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKcuHaZlFiY"]YouTube - Ben Folds Five Philosophy performance[/ame]

 

[WillsZenith]

t's time to begin - now count it in...
5-6-7-8
[Chorus]
My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My obsession from a western - my dance floor date
My rodeo romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe
Wanna make you mine better get in line
5-6-7-8

[Chorus]

Foot kickin' - finger clickin', leather slapping - hand clappin' -
hip bumpin' - music thumpin' - knee hitchin' - heel and toe -
floor scuffin' - leg shufflin' - big grinnin' - body spinnin' -
rompin' stompin' - pumpin' jumpin' - slidin' glidin' - here we go

[Chorus]

Tush pushin' - thunder footin' - cowgirl twistin' - no resistin' -
drums bangin' - steel twangin' - two steppin' - end to end
hardwood crawlin' - some four wallin' - rug cuttin' - cowboy struttin' -
burnin' yearnin' - windin' grindin' - lets begin the dance again

[Chorus]
You're mine, all mine now bubba
Gonna rope you in - so count me in
5-6-7-8
[Chorus]