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I have a new

NeonMercuryASH

beer, I want beer
driver's license. It doesn't look hideous.
 
Do you have a tractor license?
 
I think I can drive that with my regular license.
 
I slipped on some ice, twisted the shit out of my knee and ankle and went to renew my license while my leg was swelling up and hurting like a mofo. You can imagine how the photo looks.
 
You poor thing! I can imagine. I had to limp to the dmv. So get well soon. Me? I'm still puffy, a little.
 
This was a few years ago. My knee still hurts occasionally but it's still working so I can't complain.

Every time I get a new license, the photo gets worse and worse. I should probably just stick a bag over my head next time.
 
It can't be that bad.
 
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