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I have a problem and desperately need your help.

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
While driving on the highway from the local whorehouse, I ran out of gas and was forced to sell my car for gas money. This was done before I realized there are no bus stops on the expressway so now I can't get home. I live like 10,000 miles away from this internet cafe where I'm typing this and can't get back to my house. I can't call the police for help because they are looking for me.

What would you do in this type of situation :huh:
 
Maybe, just maybe, if he poured the gasoline on the ground, a fume will rise up and carry him to giant land way up in the clouds where he will find a goose that lays golden eggs and a golden harp. Then he can sell the golden eggs, buy back his car, fill it up with gas and go home.
 
eloisel said:
Maybe, just maybe, if he poured the gasoline on the ground, a fume will rise up and carry him to giant land way up in the clouds where he will find a goose that lays golden eggs and a golden harp. Then he can sell the golden eggs, buy back his car, fill it up with gas and go home.
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That only works if you light a match and make a wish. :bigass:
 
It was an intelligent plan, a good plan, a plan with a purpose. Don't put any red marks on little Starguard's paper because he'll get an inferiority complex.
 
Sarek said:
This is why we should support abortion.
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starguard said:
What would you do in this type of situation :huh:
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What would I do? I would stop visiting whore houses that are 10,000 miles away from where I live.

But if you're in that predicament, I have to think what I would do if I were you.. I'd proably just kill myself for being stupid enough to visit a whorehouse 10,000 miles away. Are the hookers where you live really that ugly that you need to travel 10,000 miles? What the fuck do you live at the bottum of the center of the Atlantic or something?
 
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