I have a secret

[eloisel]

Its mine and you can't have it.

 

[jack]

You know how I am about secrets.

 

[jack]

If I were a violin, would you play me allegro staccato, or perhaps something slow and soft?

 

[dogbert]

I have a secret too.

 

[Lilac]

You said that sarcastically, dogbert. :bigass:

 

[bad dog]

I wonder if eloisel likes brutal anal fisting.

 

[Bickendan]

What, you'd find out if she let you?

 

[dogbert]

You said that sarcastically, dogbert. :bigass:

I keep the secret inside my secret box.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I don't have secrets, only confidences.

 

[eloisel]

If I were a violin, would you play me allegro staccato, or perhaps something slow and soft?

Dear, I would play you more like a cello than a violin and the prelude would determine the cadence.

 

[jack]

Life is just SO fucking good.

 

[The Harlot]

Life is just SO fucking good.

It's even better on wine.