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I have an admission to make.

Mentalist

Mentalist

Administrator
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I've had sexual cyber relations with Greg and Courtney behind both their backs whilst manipulating both of them against eachother. When Greg battered Courtney I was on the phone to Courtney as it was happening screaming at them to turn on the webcam so I could get off on the violence going back and forth between my two manipulated lovers. THIS IS THE TRUTH. I wouldn't lie to the denizens of Trollkingdom. I have the newspaper clippings to prove it!!!

Sadi and Heroicfool are round my house right now tied-up naked with Christmas stocking on their heads. I've been buring both of them with matches for hours. Shatna is licking his monitor somewhere watching the Sims rendered reconstruction of last nights hijinks I made for him.

I would also like to state that I am LEAVING TK FOREVER.

I'm going to be an administrator at ShatteredCunt instead... and guess what pansies! OUR ARCADE IS LIKE SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS ONE AND BLINDGROPING AND CAIT ARE HAVING A BABY AND I'M GOING TO DELIVER IT AND IT WILL GROW UP AND CRUSH YOU ALL!


SAYONARA BIZZATCHES!




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Ok, I think we're done.....this week.
 
Well, not many obviously. Between both of us we've cried wolf just too many times.


Though this:

I've been friends with Greg for years, I mean for fucks sake we joined TK on the same day
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Was pretty blatant. Considering that the day we joined was the same day that I posted this four years later.
 
I feel sorry for Gonad. She tried so hard to debunk all of this by finding loopholes in our lies but the real answer was right in front of her face. Happy four year anniversary TK.
 
Imperium said:
But you still have a small penis.

Horray! Everything is back to 'normal.'
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That's 'hooray' not 'horray'.

It's not small, per se, but it's not big. I'll leave it at that.
 
Conchaga said:
Even you, who called us on the BS missed the BLARINGLY OBVIOUS CLUE OF MY BANNING BEING ON MY JOIN DATE. So, shut up.
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This is where the trolling party will try to scrape together a 'victory.' No one believes anything on TK.
 
Conchaga said:
Even you, who called us on the BS missed the BLARINGLY OBVIOUS CLUE OF MY BANNING BEING ON MY JOIN DATE. So, shut up.
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Oh, yeah? What's this?

2 hours after Mentalist's annoucement:
Grammour Boy said:
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2 hours later
Grammour Boy said:
It's a troll.

:clang:
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Who cares about your join date? Not me. You're not important enough for me to be looking up such things...LOL.

Like I said: :clang:
 
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