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I have answers

The Dork Lord said:
Why do fools fall in love?
Because ...
birds suddenly appear every time you are near
and stars fall down from the sky everytime you walk by.
They hope to be
close to you.
 
It could be this fall.
I feel brave and daring.
I'd like to feel the wind blow down long rocky beaches.
There is the conference in November I'd like to attend
and my boss says maybe
and the money is there
but so are the supreme court briefs
that I know will be coming due then.
 
I suppose that depends where men go topless
and women don't
but mostly it would have to do with
those lovely little humps
that drive the men crazy
for they know what lies between those breasts
 
eloisel said:
I suppose that depends where men go topless
and women don't
but mostly it would have to do with
those lovely little humps
that drive the men crazy
for they know what lies between those breasts
What? :-?
 
Grammour Boy said:
What? :-?

You asked:
Why is it okay for men to go topless in public but women can't without rousing attention?

and I responded:

I suppose that depends where men go topless
and women don't

Explanation:
A half naked man at a black tie affair would rouse more attention
than a naked woman at an all nude beach.

then I elaborated on my response:
but mostly it would have to do with
those lovely little humps
that drive the men crazy
for they know what lies between those breasts

Explanation:
Men like breasts. They talk to them and can't take their eyes off of them.
 
I enjoy making the nipples on breasts so stiff that they poke through the thin fabric of whatever it is the owner happens to be wearing.

What's even better is when they stiffen like that when you're say, gently biting the back of the neck of the person that owns said nipples.
 
goose bumps are fun, with just the right pressure. Damn, I love being bitten gently just as I'm about to come.
 
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