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I have become my father

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
I was driving into work today after 4 hours sleep and was a little on edge.

I saw a group of 8 kids (12 year olds I think) throw a can and then laugh at each other. I slammed on the brakes and then shoved into reverse, screamed the car back and got out to confront them.

I basically was shouting at them to pick up the can. It was an odd scene as I had blocked the road and commuters were looking at me like I was a mad person. The phrases I remember saying were:

People live here you know, and you are treating it like a bin
How dare you just throw it down like it is a joke
and the classic dad comment:
show some respect!

Eventually, after a tense moment where I genuinely thought I might have to step towards them, one of them backed down and picked it up. I said thank you very much to the boy and drove off.

Pushing my weight around with a bunch of small boys was not impressive, but it made me feel good and I am sure they will think twice about doing it again.

Funny scene though, I was genuinely on one and was not prepared to back down. Not sure what my next steps were going to be if they told me to fuck off if I am honest. I remember catching the eye of a woman who was getting into her car to drive to work. I swear it was a mixture of "please don't involve me" as well as a smidgin of respect.

I want Ryan Gosling to play me in the movie when it is made.
 
Growing up produces interesting confluences, doesn't it?

What once were habits now are vices.
 
The immaturity those kids have is disgusting.

On a side note:

If you are your own dad, how tight was your wife's/mom's vagina ???

Also, are you the chicken or the egg ???

The answer is: I don't know you are, so who cares about your dumb stories or pathetic life.

FUCK U TROLL KINGDOM
 
Sounds like the opening scene to falling down.

Better stay away from McDonalds at dinner time.
 
Do you also find yourself shouting "GET OFF MY LAWN" when the neighbor kids are out playing? lol

Although I haven't confronted any little litterbugs, I am quite disgusted by people who throw their trash out. I remember when I was younger I used to do it, but I always felt guilty.
 
If this was Mad Men, the incident would have given you the idea for an advertising campaign where you drive a different car the next time and let the kids play or even playfully say "toss the can to me, lads!" after rolling down your SMOOTH ROLLING window.
 
If this was Mad Men, the incident would have given you the idea for an advertising campaign where you drive a different car the next time and let the kids play or even playfully say "toss the can to me, lads!" after rolling down your SMOOTH ROLLING window.

I think it was a different kind of Mad Men moment.

You were on acid at the time, weren't you? ;)
 
Kermit should post more!

I have only one thing to say...

I LOVE TROLL KINGDOM.

Also FUCK

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Luke, I am your father
Jane, I am your mother
Bobby, I am your wife
Cindy, I am your sister
John Nettles, I am the MAN sucking your sweet throbbing knob, till the baby making puss cums out.

Fuck U Troooooooooooooll Kingdom
 
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