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I have decided to become self-destructive and I need YOUR help!

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Consumer

Elder Statesman
Hello Gentle Readers,

So, since my divorce and subsequent disasters of an attempt to re-emerge into the dating life, I have decided that I missed a step: the self-indulgent, destructive orgy/binge.

Since I have little to no experience in creating one of these I am going to elicit suggestions from the most visible group of people that I know who ARE good at such things: i.e. Troll Kingdom.

So, fire away with the suggestions. Psycho girlfriends, bad drugs, thrill-issue hobbies, stupid things to do with my money, etc. Surprise me, pander to me, and then watch the local news (as I may be on it if I try some of this stuff!).

The only taboo: I am not dating Seph, no matter how nice a man he is.
 
go to phuket in thai land i did, it was fun, whores and drink till you cant whore and drink no more and its cheep like the budgie.
 
if you like cocaine i would suggest you go south america, you will certainly not remember your ex wife after around 3 or 4 minutes.
 
Hmmm brazilian booty...

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I almost would have taken this to WF instead of here...

In fact, you should take this to WF if you're a member there just for the lulz.
 
I never have bothered to register at wordforge. Is that a comment, or a suggestion for something stupid and self-destructive?
 
Silhouette said:
go to phuket in thai land i did, it was fun, whores and drink till you cant whore and drink no more and its cheep like the budgie.
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Until you visit your doctor at home only to discover that you've inherited every sexually transmitted disease known to man and a few new ones that are as yet unnamed.

Which would explain your posting style. Syphilis induced mental apathy.
 
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