I have solid convictions.

[Mentalist]

And god damn, I'll knock you the fuck out if you try and fuck me up.




*my personal mind state*

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if I try to fuck you DOWN?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I met a pregnant lady the other day. She said she got in fight with her boyfriend. I told her, "The next time you get in a fight with your boyfriend, he should knock you down!"

No respect! I don't get no respect at all!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I met a pregnant girl with two black eyes the other day. She said it was becaue her boyfriend "told her" twice.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I have solid bowel movements.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have...nothing.