i haven't eaten yet today

[Henoch]

my diet prohibits food intake on a high fat gram level.

i do have a turkey roast in the oven & it is low fat, soooo....

...i'm gonna have to eat it then??

It's done & cooked, i've just forgotten what it's like to eat or be hungry.

Should i take it out of the oven?

food isn't all it's cracked up to be IMO.

ok then

 

[Henoch]

lol, i ate a can of beets for dinner yesterday.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Go ahead. Take it out of the oven.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You may as well eat now because you'll be DEAD for eternity.

 

[The Dork Lord]

The worms and maggots in your grave will all be on diets!

 

[Henoch]

Food has no meaning. I only eat for nurishment's sake now.

 

[Mentalist]

I am a HUNGRY HIPPO right now. I've stormed through all the 'easy to make foods' in the house though. No bacon, eggs, beans or bread left and I'm too lazy to start a big oven cook mission now since it's late and I'm tired and I JUST CAN'T BE BOTHERED OK GOSH EVERYONE STOP PRESSURING ME!

Looks like it will have to be cereal though I don't really fancy it.

 

[Henoch]

^^^U R naturally skinny, why U & not me??

 

[Mentalist]

Fuck. Just went downstairs and there is no fucking milk. There is a big bottle of Absolut in the fridge though.


Hmm...I wonder if Vodka can be classed as a food group?


Screw it. Bedtime.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm hungry but i'll be asleep soon and it will all go away.

 

[Henoch]

Fuck. Just went downstairs and there is no fucking milk. There is a big bottle of Absolut in the fridge though.


Hmm...I wonder if Vodka can be classed as a food group?


Screw it. Bedtime.

Vodka is good 4 people on diets, it is low in carbs...at least someone told me that & i kinda believe them.

 

[Henoch]

I'm hungry but i'll be asleep soon and it will all go away.

just say NO to hunger, it is yer enemy!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Consider eating COCK, it provides protein if you do it right.

 

[Dr Dave]

I had half a sandwich for breakfast.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What happened to the other half?