I haven't seen the Heroes OR Lost finales yet

[The Tomtrek]

SO DON'T SPOIL THEM OR I'LL BE MAD GOD DAMNIT I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO AND NO TIME TO WATCH THEM!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

SO YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT HURLEY AND CLAIRE HAVE MAJOR AMOUNTS OF SEX THAT RESULTS IN A BUTT BABY?

 

[The Tomtrek]

FUUUUUUUCK

 

[whisky]

Or that Locke meets a new chinese character called Keye, and then they start doing it?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Or that Peter Petrelli and Claire have incestuous sex? "It's the only way to stop me, Claire, you have to do it!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR THAT JULIET AND SAWYER HAVE SEX ON THE VOLCANO?