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I haven't talked only in Star Wars quotes for a long time

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Boy you said it, Chewie.
 
let the wookie win
 
That's no moon. It's a space station.
 
Put that thing away, your going to get us all killed
 
Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
 
I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...
 
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
 
Come to the dork side of the farce.

Wait...
 
RRRAAAAGGGHHHHAAARRGGHHH
 
BEEPBEEP BOOP plbplbplbpblpblbpblpblbplbplpblb BWEEP BWOOP BWIUuuuuuu.
 
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
 
Jabba negowa, jabba wanker
 
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
 
Not even the Younglings survived.
 
You were the chosen one!
 
He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.
 
Now don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity!
 
stay on target
 
Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie
 
Boba Fett? Boba Fett? WHERE?

AAAIIIEEEEEE!
 
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