I just came up with a great idea for a song/children's cartoon...

[Volpone]

...and best of all, it would be educational, so you could have it on PBS or get tax dollars for it or whatever:

"Scooby Doo". Only set in WWII Germany and Scoobs is a German Shepherd:

"Scooby dooby doo, where are Jews? We've got some work to do now. Scooby dooby doo, where are Jews? We need some help from you now..." I'm still working on the rest of the words, but you get the idea.

 

[The Question]

Swapping out Shaggy for Nietzsche, I assume?

"Like, whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become one of those meddling kids, Scoob! And if you gaze long enough into a Scooby snack, the Scooby snack will gaze back into you! Zoinks!”

 

[Volpone]

Friedrich pulls the mask off the ghost from the attic: "ANNE FRANK!?" "And I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog!"

 

[The Question]

"Jinkisches!" said Velmut.