I just captured an amphibian

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

There was a storm, and I noticed a toad crawiling up one of my window screens. I'm not sure how that happened, exactly, but....

 

[Pandora]

Awe cute, now please return it to the wild.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just don't eat it!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

He already tried to crawl down the garbage disposal just before that picture was taken. I was able to dig him out.

Also, he seems to have only one eye, so I'm thinking about keeping him and fashioning an eyepatch and miniature pirate hat for him and taking him for walks on a leash.

 

[Pandora]

He already tried to crawl down the garbage disposal just before that picture was taken. I was able to dig him out.

Also, he seems to have only one eye, so I'm thinking about keeping him and fashioning an eyepatch and miniature pirate hat for him and taking him for walks on a leash.

lol, seriously though he will do much better in his natural habitat.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's a natterjack toad, they all have only one eye.

Haven't you seen Adrian Mole and stuff like that?

 

[Cassie]

My neighbor's 8yr old has a fishing bucket full of nearly dead little frogs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Better than a bucket of cunts.

 

[Cassie]

Unless you're hungry!

 

[CaptainWacky]

!

 

[curiousa2z]

SO CKLT, how's Green Beard, our favourite one-eyed pirate?

 

[Gagh]

I've got a few frogs in my garden. I tried to flush the Boohats out with some mature cheese and Gauloises, but sadly it had no effect.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

SO CKLT, how's Green Beard, our favourite one-eyed pirate?

I cut him loose in the back yard yesterday. No need to worry, though, there's plenty more where he came from.

Also, some sort of furry mammal like creature snuck into the garage while I was coming home today. I'm not sure what it was. A rabbit, possibly. Or a baby skunk. Or something. I'll have to pull the cars out tomorrow and tear the place apart looking for it, 'cause I don't want whatever it was to die in there and stink the place up.