I just caught a spider.

[Mentalist]

I might keep it and repress it.

 

[johnford]

If only I had a spider I'd sick it on people.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I had a girlfriend who used to make me drive over to her place and remove spiders on the wall with her vacuum cleaner.

And people ask me why I turned gay...

 

[Blindgroping]

Got a Spidey pic for the Buggle?

 

[I Love Cunt]

This spider was caught in my house. That isn't me holding the glass-I am afraid of spiders!

 

[Mentalist]

Aww, it's only a tichy lickle fing. I wouldn't even bother catching somethign that size, just let them eat bugs, useful to have round the house.

No, I only catch moster spiders because they are big enough to keep my peripheral vision going when they move and I see them in the corner of my eye.

I am luckily not arachnaphobic in the slightest.

I had to kill a snake in the garden last week. They can fuck you up.

 

[Blindgroping]

But snakes eat the rodents that eat you crops.
Also good to have around.

 

[Mentalist]

I don't have crops.

 

[Blindgroping]

"in the garden"

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't see what there is to be afraid of.

 

[Blindgroping]

Rabies.

 

[Harkley]

DO YOU HAVE A CROP DUSTER?

i want one!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MARK HAMBIL DUSTS FOR CROPS, bOY.

 

[johnford]

I have a spider with a red spot on it's back I may aggrivate it for a while.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO DOES SUMMER GLUE LOL I SPELT HER NAME WRONG

 

[Mentalist]

SUMMER GLUE LOO LOO APLES ECT

 

[johnford]

Arrrggghhhh! It bit me it bit me why didnt anyone telling me it was poisonous.

 

[johnford]

*faints*

 

[missmanners]

Spiders get rabies?

o noes!

mm

 

[johnford]

Black widows have poison I think but I was half a sleep in class so that may not be entirely true.

Tarantulas might have rabies. They're fuzzy,have fangs and if I was paying attention properly in class they foam at the mouth.